First and foremost, I will try to make this impression as spoiler free as I can. Having said that, I decided to keep up with my namesake and watch Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen on opening night last night. It’s not that I loved the first movie so much that I had to go see it yesterday, but more like; I went to Botcon this year, so I might as well make my Transformer nerd circle complete.
Now let me make this clear, I didn’t hate the first movie. There was a lot of stuff I hated about it, but for what it was, I enjoyed it. Many of the things I did hate about the first movie, though, makes a comeback for it’s sequel. Now in the first movie, I thought the character design was horrible. This movie takes it to a new level. Apparently Michael Bay hates legs. There was too many Transformers in this movie with leg substitutes. For example, do you remember Thrust from Beast Machines? Did you like his design? Now there’s three of them…yay.
The voice acting was good, even though this movie was filled with horrible one-liners. It was cool to see Frank Welker reprise his role as Soundwave. It was neat because he sounded exactly like he did in the 80s cartoon, but for some weird reason, they opted to not use the classic voice filter. Instead, it sounded a little like Soundwave smokes too much. But for some odd reason, there was a Transformer with an Australian accent. Hmm…
Another issue I had with movie was that there was also too many robots that they just didn’t explain. Randomly a Decepticon would appear. Who is he? What does he transform into? Who knows. They made for good cannon fodder I suppose. But the special effect were bar none. When the Autobots and Decepticons would duke it out, it was cool. This Optimus Prime is no bitch. He had no problem ripping the head off his enemy or tearing off their limb and beating them with it.
What is down, thank God, is the blatant product placement in this movie. Aside from the obvious GMC cars, I only noticed one Mtn. Dew machine. It was kind of weird because it was in Sam’s dorm room, but at least it didn’t transform and shoot Mtn. Dew rockets at people. All in all I enjoyed it, but not to the point where I want to see it again. The movie started at 12:45am and ended at 3:00am, so it’s pretty damn long. BUT, if you do want to see one great block buster this summer, go see Star Trek.
—Decepticreep