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Game of the Month: March

Dracula X: Rondo of Blood FINALLY arrives on the Wii

Dracula X: Rondo of Blood is one of those elusive games that every collector wanted in their hands. Not only was Rondo of Blood the first ever Castlevania game to have been press onto the compact disc format, but also it is probably the finest example of classic formula Castlevania and one of the best platformers to ever grace the PC Engine console. This is old school Castlevania with branching paths and is the precursor to the ever-popular Symphony of the Night storyline, which also helped increase interest in the title.

Yeah the year was 1998 and I can safely say that Rondo of Blood was the first game that I ever stole, download, and burned onto a CDR. For the longest time, my only copy of Rondo of Blood was a shitty CDR where I downloaded the 15 individual files and compiled on my shitty PC running Windows 95 and downloading at blazing speeds with my 56k modem. The 15-1.5 mb files took me over 5 evenings to download and eventually the payoff, after destroying 10 CDRs trying to burn the game correctly, was finally worth it. Fast forward several years and I eventually hunted down a copy through a gaming forum and purchased my legit copy of Dracula X: Rondo of Blood from a seller who also happen to be non other than Jedah Doma himself. I paid $150 for the game and funny part is I still play this game on a CDR that I copied from the original game because I’m too afraid of scratching the original.

Most gamers lack the liquid assets to procure a copy of Rondo and PC Engine to play the game on it. For years the only way to play this game was to burn your self a copy or pay the big monies for a legit copy. Then Konami threw the North American market a bone by re-releasing Rondo of Blood as a remake for the PSP called Castlevania: The Dracula X Chronicles and as a 2.5D game with Symphony of the Night and the original Rondo of Blood in there as a bonus, the game wasn’t too bad. The remake played great and overall I’m glad I picked myself up a copy, too bad the port for Rondo was shit due to the wonky screen resolution and overly dark color pallets. Botching the holy grail of Castlevania games made a lot of gamers sad. :(

Well, happy days are upon us as Konami FINALLY decided to release Dracula X: Rondo of Blood for the Wii’s Virtual Console this week. I must say this is the closest port yet! The game looks absolute amazing with all of its pixilated glory up scaled on my HDTV. The audio is mostly perfect (more on that later) and the game is vivid and bright. You know, how most games use to look, bright with colors.

I’m playing Rondo with my Wii controls sideways which is not my preferred method but it is satisfactory. I need to invest in the newer classic controller because my clunky hands keeps bumping into the B trigger causing Richter to rapidly swing the Vampire Killer. Besides that, the game controls nicely. My only major complaint is that a creepier German guy has redubbed the infamous German intro dialog. It sounds wrong to my ears even though I have no idea what in the hell he is saying since the Virtual Console port, for the most part, is the original version of the game so no ENGLISH subtitles or dialog.

Overall I have to strongly suggest downloading this game since it is only 900 Miyamoto bucks. Yeah it has the 100 points import tax but this game deserves to be played today. It holds up very well and gamers to prefer the classic linear Castlevania games will find themselves at home with Castlevania: Rondo of Blood.

–Jangofatt

The Ultimate Pinball Machine

Jango, you may have lost your pinball baby, but I hope this creation of the gods comforts you in your time of sorrow. I present to you, the Bill Paxton pinball machine.

- Jedah Doma

Turtle Beach Ear Force X31 Review

On the search for the perfect Xbox Live headset, I decided to jump in feet first and score myself a pair of stereo headsets that can double up as an Xbox Live communicator. After researching for the ‘perfect headset’, I initially decided to invest in the Turtle Beach Ear Force X1, but was ultimately unhappy with them for two reasons.

  • I didn’t want to be tethered to the Xbox 360.
  • I couldn’t monitor myself talking, which caused me to yell into the headset.

Looking for an alternative, I took the leap of faith and purchased the Turtle Beach X31 wireless headset. This surprisingly light weight wireless headset was exactly what I was looking for… well for the most part.

Continue reading Turtle Beach Ear Force X31 Review

Kevin Butler makes me laugh: God of War 3

Sorry ladies, but for the next few days every single PS3 owner will be ignoring you for Kratos. Call it a man crush.

–Jangofatt

Pinekast 59: From Atari to Betty White

This week episode is short, sweet and oh so full of tangents.

With no real topic to focus on, Decepticreep, Baldy, Jangofatt and Sean with Game Repair literally talk about anything that came up while Tenno is in Peru while Jedah Doma is still in Kansas, lol.

So sit back and relax and enjoy.

–Jangofatt

 
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Bye Bye Big Ben :’(

So I arrive at my old house to pick up a few more crap for the move when I realize that some asshats broke into the place and stole Big Ben.

Fuck.

The dickless twats also stole my paintball gun and my soldering iron.

The lesson to be learn from this is to check EVERY SINGLE POINT OF ENTRY before locking up. Looked like someone left the garage door unlatch.

Double fuck.

–Jangofatt

Xbox 360 Ketsui: Kizuna Jigoku Tachi Extra Trailer

After the pathetic port of DoDonPachi Dai Ou Jou Black Label EXTRA, developing house 5pb will take another whack at Cave’s bullet hell niche with Ketsui: Kizuna Jigoku Tachi Extra. While I am sceptical at best, I decided to take a leap of faith and reserve my copy this morning. (Gotta justify my JPN X360 purchase, no?)

Here’s hoping I didn’t waste my monies.

The game has been plagued with delays but the new new release date will be set for 04/22/2010. Oh God, what am I getting myself into? I’m praying that Cave has a tight reign with this developer and make them do a good job.

–Jangofatt

Pinekast #58: Strategy Guides

ONE POINT TWENTY ONE GIGAWATTS!

You love them, you hate them, but you can never escape the grasp of strategy guides. Be they in paper, digital, or video form, they are everywhere spanning the gamut from terrible to amazing.

Since our fearless leader is still acclimating to his new environment, I have the honor (a.k.a. sucky job) of editing this week’s Pinekast. After a long day of moving Jango into his new box of a residence, the boys sit down and hash it out. From our first memories as little tikes, to the detailed video walkthroughs of today. So join us on this magical journey won’t you?

- Jedah Doma

 
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What do you gotta say about the Nomad now?!

That right, all those in the PCA crew who bag of the Nomad **COUGH** TENNO! **COUGH** eat your heart out.

- Jedah Doma

Mega 64: Sonic Sucks

Ok, while the video above makes my giggle on the inside, I have to direct you to the hilarious world of stupid commentators of Youtube.

Here are some of my favorites below.

COINSLOTPORN

The food might be better if they? invested all the money they spend on those 2 fags on those tv commercials on improving their poor excuse for food. New Sonic slogan
” Sonic.. Its enough to roll a turd”

stephen1goin

wow i wonder if all this guys still live with there mom i bet you they go to sonic next week. god why do we watch crap like? this.

Iseeuoverthere

Sonic isn’t THAT bad. I like their Chilli Cheese? Conys (hold the onions). And some of their drink mixes are good too. Like Sprite with Orange mixed in. And happy hour drinks are cheap. Although why you would be inclined to go there at 2 – 4 (unless you’re on you way home from college like me) is beyond me.

Apparently some people can not grasp the simple concept of a metaphore. (Facepalm)

(On a side note: The cars keep changing in the background and I find that to be funny. lol)

–Jangofatt