Sexy? In my XBOX? It’s more likely than you think!

No they haven’t made a live XBOX360-tan that I know of, though that N.U.D.E. game that Red Entertainment came out with (I think, did that even come stateside? Google that will you!), but that was merely FAILURE and LONELY as Microsoft tried to tackle the hugely popular dating sim market, but with a microphone for pure ‘hands-off’ approach. What could your average otaku do with two hands free and a semi-sexy house cleaning android with the brains of a sub-par Seaman? ZING! It involves towels and toys that I can only dream about.

Actually, a company called Zoozen, a maker of sexy and shiny XBOX periphials like shiny light-up cables and disc protectors for the stupid gamers who move their consoles whilst gaming, has debuted a concept case mod for the ‘ole 360. You might ask, “What?!” “I love my squished rectangle with power sucking ability!” But secretly you dream, you dream of a shinier, sleeker, rounder 360 don’t you?In the darkness of your soul, you crave a better world, where the 360 looks more akin to a car accessory or missle pod than the bizarre shape it now inhabits, the Bizarro cousin of the original XBOX.

Fear not! For Zoozen has come with their shiny messiah! We can rebuild him! Sleeker! Cuter! More iPOD like!

Zoozen is delighted to give the public a first look at one of many innovative projects that our development staff are working on - Ovo 360. The Ovo 360 for Xbox 360 is the first case in the world which has the power to transform the complete look of Microsoft’s next-generation machine. Sporting a sleek, white and sophisiticated shell, the Ovo 360 fuses the awesome power of the Xbox with an elegant and breathtaking modern day design to match.

Well maybe not. The concept is there, but even the official website admits it may never happen, and frankly I’m not suprised. Trusting a company, or for that matter your average gamer to completely diassemble your beloved 400 dollar toy, with shipping not included my lambs, and squash it into a kick-ass frame, isn’t something to take lightly. And Microsoft’s thoughts? Hell if I know, my one contact there works the call center, and won’t start till next week. Though my friend is dating someone from Konami who designs characters, but that is neither here or now and did you know that Konami has a building right here in VEGAS AND OMG!!!!!!!111!!!!!! DESIGNS GAMBLING MACHINESSSSSS!!!!!

Whoa. Too many Rockstars…….well even one is too many for me. And my hands smell like meth smoke and perfume…which is weird because I was at a bar. Meth smells like theatre smoke incidentally, like your at a concert and everytime*……..oh right. Lol.

So here’s the link to a YouTube video of the case mod. Jango seems to be able to embed stuff better than me, so if he reads this maybe he can fix it.

And if the above works it’s a miracle, but hey Zoozen is cool bro, check this out:

 

Oh but what’s this?

 

 

Oh lulz!

And here is where this damn machine locked me into center paragraph only, thanks a bunch Wordpress, oh man this computer is some bullshit.

PROTIP:

1. Work computer’s are horrible
2. My home computer has Vista, which amazingly crashes if I name files a certain way. What’s that way you ask? Fuck if I know, IT WONT TELL ME!

Oh wait here we go, now it works. ;_;

* No I don’t take drugs, but yes meth really smells like that to me.

PS: that XBOX tan was drawn by a very talented individual who is a mystery to me, but you can her and the Wii and PS3 -tans at this site: Dark Diamond

- Tenno

 

Posted by Tenno