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Star Wars Turns 30 This Year

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Happy birthday Star Wars!!! In celebration of this anniversary, it seems Robot Chicken is making an all Star Wars episode. I wonder if George Lucas will do anything for this anniversary. We got the Special Edition in 1997. Actually, I hope he lets his fans do the celebrating and leave the original trilogy alone. Check out the Robot Chicken trailer below.

 

—Decepticreep

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LOLTrek

Trouble with Tribbles if the world was run by LOLcats.

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“No Touch Breast!!!, Fight!!” for the DS?

What do you get when you cross hentai gamers and Nintendo?  Nintendo’s self defense game called “No Touch Breast!!! Fight!”  To be released in March ’08 in Japan, I was more shocked to see that it maybe released in North America in April ’08.  Oookay?

 Gamers can blow into the mic to simulate blowing a whistle or [...]

It’s kind of like this at PCA headquarters too…

If only because Jango and Decept have both lost my manga when they borrowed them, or Pepper eats my hard-earned goods*. The rascals. Baldy, well Baldy just takes shit. ;_; Moneylenders in the temple.

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Satan, Snowballs, Harry Potter and a Swing-set…it’s fucking UWE BOLL!

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Not Really. Srsly!

Uwe Boll. As gamers, we say his name with scorn, with hatred, with despiciable intent. We hate his films upon mention. We boycott his press, we laugh when he bumbles his releases, we cheer when he hires actor after actor and laughing we watch their careers tumble so maniacally south that the flames are like the great star Wormwood. Bitter and a sign of ultimate destruction.

He cannot win. Ever. And yet, like a cockroach, or more bizarrely, a cockroach genetically mixed with a phoenix, he arises every couple of months. With new movies in tow, more Romanian hookers ready for shooting and somehow, more money to toss into the celluloid maw he worships; a dread statue of Ed Wood, the patron god of all bad films, it’s brazen, make-up smudged face and brass high heels heated by the logs of hell itself. Cold hard dinero.

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Man of Iron

I think I got it so that clicking the image directs to the EW link. If i missed something fer it to work correctly change accordingly. [...]

Could Wal-Mart’s Deal Undermine Blu Ray?

An interesting read over at Audioholics about Fuh Yuan, a Chinese manufacturer of cheap HD DVD players, supposedly selling 2 million players to global empire and ruler of all things cheap, Wal-Mart.  The weird thing is shortly after Fuh Yuan’s claim they “quickly responded to the rumors by posting a disclaimer on their site [...]