What do you get when you cross hentai gamers and Nintendo? Nintendo’s self defense game called “No Touch Breast!!! Fight!” To be released in March ’08 in Japan, I was more shocked to see that it maybe released in North America in April ’08. Oookay?
 Gamers can blow into the mic to simulate blowing a whistle or spitting in an attacker’s face, and the stylus can be used to simulate kicking scrotums, clawing eyes, pulling hair, and even aiming pepper spray devices.
 While I would love to “play” this game, it just doesn’t sound very kosher. I’ll believe it once I see some screenshots. I can’t wait for the sequel to be announced.
 ”No Touch Penis!!! Suck?”
 –Jangofatt
I want that touch witch game. For research.