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Game of the Month: March

You may ROCK at ROCK BAND, but to everyone else, you’re just clicking and warbling the day away.

Stolen fresh off Kotaku and taking unjust benefit in their legions of sources comes this video from Game Radar proving just how lame we all really are when the volume is too low. Still. WAVE THE HORNS TO THE ROCK GODS BABY!
^_^ – Tenno

The Enemies of Condemned 2

Well, time we sat down for a perfunctionary look at another lineup of monsters and backup dancers in the upcoming game Condemned 2: Bloodshot (C2B?). As I’m writing this, the sultry tones of Lovefist are banging in my ears and I am completely FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLE in this horror show of a chair my office has.
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The new Bionic Commando kinda makes me want to play it…

One of the (many) games that I used to always suck so hard at was the original ionic Commando for the NES. I’d spend hours over at Baldy’s house watching him repeatedly kick Albatross’ ass while, when my turn came to play, I could never seem to get past the first level. I just sucked [...]

SoulCalibur IV: Sweater Kittens Of War!

As I’m sure anyone can guess, I really have no problem with attractive and scantily clad women in my media, videogames, books, manga or hell, even in my love life. I’m a guy and I love the female form, but for fucks sake Namco, the new SoulCalibur game has ridiculous breast revealing in it.
What the [...]