Halo 3 Nasty Dunks…Fuck you, custom designers.

Ripped right off the, uh, fourth page of Kotaku comes these hideous kicks for your nasty feet. Brazenly decorated with both the Nike and Halo 3 logos and bedecked with what one can only call a disaster of color choices, some designer decided that this was a good idea.

You can even click here to see the masters other work!

Just be forewarned that not only is there an ungodly amount of shoe-nerd collecting wankery on there, but some evil, browser killing adver-text also. Or whatever, maybe the shoes bizarre design causes disaster on every front, it’s BEHIND YOU! RUN MUTHAFUCKER! AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Oh, and this:

Halo 3 had a mass effect recently on the population at large.. We bring you a custom Rebelaire created. Meshes in a bit with the default colors of Chief and his outfit. These were featured at the latest DXC in Chi-town.

HAHAH! ‘mass effect’ aye? Too bad this came out in October, that comment would have been much funnier last month.

Uck, anyways.

You know, I love when videogames and fashion come together, I spend horrible amounts of money on videogame clothing myself and I even, to much laughing and shame, rock a Nintendo controller belt at times to formal events; but man oh man, these are almost as bad as those fancy schmany hip-hop Nintendo jackets (more on those at a later date).

Well, I hate bringing down anyones artistic vision, but as I look upon these, I just want to slip them on and kick the living shit out of the creator. But hey, follow your vision right?

More photos after the jump.

And for no reason at all, here’s a picture of some cute girl showing off a ass car.

This has nothing to do with anything.

- Tenno

Posted by Tenno