Halo 3 Nasty Dunks…Fuck you, custom designers.
Ripped right off the, uh, fourth page of Kotaku comes these hideous kicks for your nasty feet. Brazenly decorated with both the Nike and Halo 3 logos and bedecked with what one can only call a disaster of color choices, some designer decided that this was a good idea.
You can even click here to see the masters other work!
Just be forewarned that not only is there an ungodly amount of shoe-nerd collecting wankery on there, but some evil, browser killing adver-text also. Or whatever, maybe the shoes bizarre design causes disaster on every front, it’s BEHIND YOU! RUN MUTHAFUCKER! AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Oh, and this:
Halo 3 had a mass effect recently on the population at large.. We bring you a custom Rebelaire created. Meshes in a bit with the default colors of Chief and his outfit. These were featured at the latest DXC in Chi-town.
HAHAH! ‘mass effect’ aye? Too bad this came out in October, that comment would have been much funnier last month.
Uck, anyways.
You know, I love when videogames and fashion come together, I spend horrible amounts of money on videogame clothing myself and I even, to much laughing and shame, rock a Nintendo controller belt at times to formal events; but man oh man, these are almost as bad as those fancy schmany hip-hop Nintendo jackets (more on those at a later date).
Well, I hate bringing down anyones artistic vision, but as I look upon these, I just want to slip them on and kick the living shit out of the creator. But hey, follow your vision right?
And for no reason at all, here’s a picture of some cute girl showing off a ass car.
This has nothing to do with anything.
- Tenno
Posted by Tenno

December 26th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
Man, I wish I had a pair of those so I can never leave my house or go on dates and just sit at home and play halo with my kickin’ gear… If they weren’t nike, of course. *cough*sweat shop*cough*
December 26th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
-_- Don’t make light of my sit-at-home foot dressings!