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Video of Spore Running on the iPhone

Okay, last week Apple announced that the iPhone could play games. So what right? Well I didn’t really think too much about it but since my wife’s iPhone is severely deprived of some gaming and she refuses to hack her phone, this newest feature will fix this probelm and it will give me something to do when I’m waiting outside the women’s dressing room as she tries on new dresses.

Here’s an interesting video of SPORE that has been ported over to the iPhone, with emphasize on PORTED. This will not be a stripped down crappy cell phone game. I haven’t been too excited about this game because it feels like Spore will never come out but this little demo has me more curious in the iPhone port than the actual computer game. The customization seems to be there and using the accelerometer to move your creature is a nice touch. I’m now more intrigued about the possibilities with gaming on an device like the iPhone with processing power of a mini computer. I’ll have to convince my wife to download this when it becomes available. Now where’s my Card Fighter Clash for the iPhone?

–Jangofatt

15 comments to Video of Spore Running on the iPhone

  • Yunie

    too bad the iphone is only owned by assholes with a mightier than thou attitude.

  • I know only one non asshole with an iPhone

    otherwise, I concur…

    check out this article about how the iPhone is a piece of shit

    http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone

  • Yunie

    :3 yeah, I love that page i read that a little while ago. That guy needs his own show.

  • People who can’t afford things usually hates on them, thus the hatred against Apple, PS3 & sport cars.

    His Nokia can’t play Spore, nuff said.

  • =( I can’t own any nice things.

  • you own master chief’s head

  • I can afford all those things, but the iPhone is trendy hipster shit, the PS3 has yet to debut a must have title, and most sports cars are manufactured in foreign countries where I can only assume everyone is a midget.

  • I’m not going to be Apple’s mouthpiece, but the hardware on the iPhone is topnotch and my wife is using every aspect of this trendy device in her daily living. I can finally throw away all those useless PDAs, calendar books, and iPod. I like how it can actually do real web surfing and I love the new multipoint touch pad, especially since it’s an integrated feature in the new macbook mouse pad. Does the iphone have it share of problem? Yeah, no device is perfect, but I like the idea of having a real powerful gaming platform that you carry with you on your phone. I think it’s kind of cool, that’s all.

    Now the PS3? The only must have title is coming out in June (MGS4) but I’m having loads of fun with the newest Ratchet and Clank game and they’re a bunch of multiconsole releases like COD4 that makes this system worth the price tag. I’m waiting for Drakes Fortune to go down a bit more before I pick up that game.

    I don’t really give a shit about sports cars; I just needed another topic for people to hate on, lol.

    Baldy, what do you care, you loath technology and always seem to resist change. Besides, trendy hipster shit that works well sell well like the iPod, DS & Wii

  • PS3 is cool. I play it more than the 360 anymore.

  • Yunie

    I’m not hating on the Iphone, I’m hating on some of the jackasses who think their hot shit just because the own the piece of junk. ‘oh boy, look at you! You have an iphone. you must be so effin’ cool’. BFD. It doesn’t change the fact it’s some over priced hipster crap where if you drop it once, it’s fucked. It’s like when the cell phone first came out. People who could afford that huge thing would walk around with it to their ear even though they weren’t talking to anyone. If I got paid paid just to spot the iphone heads up their ass users, I’d probably never have to work again.
    I can afford one. I can go out right now and buy one. I don’t want it, it looks retarded. Sports cars are for German people and I have a PS3 :3

    word! -yunie

  • Yunie

    plus, I have spore on the DS….it’s not that great.

  • Sopre is not out yet on any console and my wife drops her iPhone all the time and it works like a champ. I’m warming up to the PS3 and I still want a sports car but i guess I’ll settle with my Bug. :P

  • Never said I cared, just felt the need to hate on things I can afford. And while I’m indifferent to consumer tech-crap, I’m all for real technology like solar cells, biodiesel, fusion reactors and RF/EMP protection. Especially that last one since it’s why I can afford all the aforementioned crap.

  • Whats the point in owning nice tech when you live in the coal mines of Reno?

  • Yunie

    lol, no I was just being ironic. ‘Hell yeah, spore’s totally awesome on my ds’ I meant to say something about an actual spore growing in the corner of my bathtub, but I thought it would go over peoples head…:p

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