Bask in the glory of this amazing 70-year-old Japanese gamer. While I might be chicken shit to play through Resident Evil 4 (by myself), this doesn’t stop this guy with his amazing skillz and awesomely dyed scalp from kicking major ass and showing most of us up in the process. Referred on Neo-Geo.com as the “Dick Clark of Japanâ€, Shiro Suzuki enjoys some Gamecube’n and is probably the most gentle and polite gamer in terms of closing the lids to his console. Watch the video and prepare to be school by this amazing gamer.
Tsukaesugi from Neo-Geo.com Forums paraphrases:
The segment is from a show about interesting trivia or rumors about famous people, and it starts off by saying that there’s a rumor that Shiro Suzuki, the retired announcer, is an expert at “Biohazard” (they don’t seem to specify the game as being Biohazard 4).
Actually, the commentator doesn’t go on much about his age, they briefly explain what the game “Biohazard” is, and cut to a shot of him saying in that he doesn’t consider himself a master or anything, but that he gets bored playing normal and he has to clear the game on Professional and that he can usually clear over 90,000 points in the Mercenaries.
They then explain how to play “the Mercenaries”, and then let him strut his stuff. There’s a couple of funny quotes where he says something like “You’ve got to throw a napalm grenade and let them all burn” and the hosts (professional comedians) laugh at the irony of Suzuki explaining how to burn zombies.
Suzuki also says stuff like “shit”, “eat this”, and “asshole”, which also gets a few more laughs.
Enjoy the video after the jump
–Jangofatt
