
Heavenly Sword was that one game that I wanted to play so badly on the PS3. It was my personal “system seller†and no matter what the reviews, flaws and heresay about it being too short and “oh noes, no jump buttonâ€, I didn’t care, the game looked freaking sweet and I knew I was going to have a great time playing this it.
What’s not to like? Next generation graphics that basically for all intent and purpose was nothing more then a scantily clad women kicking ass “Kratos-style.†The game reeks of style and everybody knows this would be fucking awesome right?
Well, not really…
Not even close. Well maybe. Hell, I don’t know. I have such a love/hate relationship with this game; I don’t know how I truly feel about it. Okay that last part was a lie.
Continue reading Heavenly Sword Review

In a display of humility, Capcom is offering free replacement covers to amend the minor embarrassment of displaying a very hard to read watermark from IGN, by giving consumers the choice of three beautiful new covers. Continue reading Step Right Up: Get Your New Okami Covers Here!
This comic strip just seemed fitting with the previous discussions about the upcoming Mortal Kombat vs DC and the general suckyness of the Mortal Kombat franchise. I think David Willis hits the nail on the proverbial head, so to [...]
Well if there’s one thing to be said of Rockstar, they provide tongue in cheek satire with the best of them.
The release of the new website to promote GTAIV (Ghitav!) is stuffed full of hi-res graphics, music widgets, downloads, ringtones, maps, pics and all sorts of delightful things. I posted my faves so [...]
I had no idea this even existed. All those jokes at the conventions make so much more sense now.
Take that Vincent Black Shadow!
-_- [...]
What is Awesome? How about cramming a Famiclone inside a NES cart? Granted its using aftermarket Famicom clones parts but it doesn’t take away from the sheer awesomeness that is this itsy bitsy retro console. Check it out here and read about here.
Cool.
–Jangofatt
[via le bog [...]

Through meaningful conversation, or 10 minutes cross section of our usual brotherly conversations, Decepticreep and I have vigorously compiled a wonderful and most stupendous list of overuse of ninjas from the Mortal Kombat series.
Mind you, Decepticreep and I stopped giving two shits about this series after Mortal- input-a-combo-to-win-Kombat III so God only knows what other overused ninjas we are missing from the MK spinoffs and countless horrible sequels, but here you go. 10 generic reasons why Mortal Kombat needs to just die!
Continue reading Top 10 Mortal Kombat Color Coded Ninjas

YESSSSSSS! FINALLY! The best NES fighter has finally arrived on the Virtual Console. Of course I am referring to River City Ransom, but I will not get ahead of myself, there’s also another game. Oh what can it be? Who cares! RCR is out on the VC. Click on the jump to find out.

Continue reading Week of 04/21/08:A “Meh” RPG and the Best Brawler on the NES…

Those looking forward to the start of the Metal Gear Online Premium Beta will sadly find that they cannot play…at all.
Straight from Konami PR:
We would like to thank all players for their keen interest in taking part in the beta test.
However, we regret to inform you that due to extraordinary levels of traffic from all around the globe, we have been unable to run the service to the level we expected.
As a temporary measure, we will be deferring the start of the US public beta test until we are able to stabilize our server.
We would like to apologize for all inconveniences as well as confusion caused.
Continue reading Demand Cripples/Postpones MGO Beta
A nice little comparison video between the PS2 & Wii port of Okami. I must say, this video is making me want to pick up a copy of this interesting Zelda clone for either systems. So has anyone here played “the best game you never played?” I’ll get to [...]