Image of the Day: Segata Sanshiro (Now with 100% more mullet!)
I don’t know what’s more amazing? That there’s going to be a new Rambo video games coming out or that it’s being endorsed by fucking Segata Sanshiro? Man, look at how badass he is with his Solid Snake approved mullet and hardcore gun controller. He’s like a 80’s action hero but with better hair. All he needs now is a pack of smokes.
–Jangofatt
“Yeah bitches, I know how fucking cool I am.”
“This is me in Burma in my natural state, of killing…”
“The women love me with my action vest and cowboy boots. You can’t kill Burmese bare foot.”
“I’m Relaxing now that the mission is complete. The ladies dig my smile.”
“Am I reaching for my comb or perhaps a knife?”
“I’m awesome and she wants me, I know. I’m fucking Segata Sanshiro.”
Posted by Jangofatt
May 29th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Kamen Rider Ichi-go first, then he became Segata Sanshiro…now he’s promoting Rambo. If this man does not receive a fucking award for his work as a human being, I will be very sad.
May 29th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Well, he does have a minor planet named after him. 12408 Fujioka
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/12408_Fujioka
May 30th, 2008 at 9:46 am
you cant fuck with segata sanshiro, bitches!
December 7th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
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