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Game of the Month: August

Coming Soon to a Genesis Near You: “Legend fo Wukong”

Damn it, I’ve been slacking again. I forgot to post about my recent my email from last Sunday announcing Super Fight Team’s newest Genesis/Megadrive RGS called Legend of Wukong. I’m a huge sucker for indie retro games and any new games coming out for any of my sophisticated classics console, I’m going to fork out the bucks and snag a copy.

The screenshots looks cutesy and it’s probably a retelling of the Monkey King ala Dragon Ball but without all the stupid saiyans. I’m pumped for this title and this is forcing me to dust off my copy of the “Beggar Price” and finish start on it.

I’m forcing myself to actually PLAY the games that I purchase and your are going to see a big decrease in my playing habits because I no longer planning on picking up new games at launch. I have a plethora of great games that needs playing and I’m going to finish up an RPG of two before the end of the year. So, on that note, this payday I will preorder Legend of Wukongâ and if it’s God’s will, it should arrive around the same time as Pier Solar which I already have preordered.

   

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R&R with Megaman 9

The above video is basically a summery of my feelings about Megaman 9, I lost my game or this game is brutally hard and I’ve become the sissy ninny who lost his edge. Either way I fucking suck and this game pisses me [...]

Virtual Console Week of 09/29: Super Turrican 2

 

Super Turrican 2
Super NES
1 player
800 Wii Points

Oh boy! A platforming shooter that I’ve never truly loved nor been a “fan” of the series in general. I always found the gameplay forgettable and the animation mediocre at best. The music to this game seems to be weaker thatn it’s predecessor. The game is jam packed with almost [...]

Jangofatt’s New Personalized Plates

There comes a time when you have the urge to customize and express yourself. Most of the time I’m lazy but with a helpful nudge from my wife awesome things can happen. My wife was browsing through the DMV website to see what customizable plates cost after discovering that they only cost $35 to make, she went on a search for her perfect plates.

Both of us were on our computers trying find that perfect personalized plate. I quickly got bored since all of my great ideas were getting shot down and I figured I should do a quick search of funny plates and then I discovered my perfect plates. OMG! I could not believe that no one in this state picked this awesome name. Could I actually be the only one in Nevada to come us with this awesome fucking plate? Granted it’s a very niche hobby but come on! We have some obsessive hardcore gamers in this town that loves lives and breathes SNK. So what plate name did I choose?

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Knitted Mega Man Helmet

A knitted Mega Man helmet cap that keeps my head warm and makes me look awesome?  I’d be down for one.  Too bad they aren’t for sale.

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Hip Hop on Pineconeattack?

In celebration of the new Murs album dropping next week, I would like to post this video of one of his older songs.

I believe the content of the video will find an audience here…maybe some of you folks have seen it before, in any case enjoy…MURRAY’S REVENGE

-XenoJive
a true believer in hiphop that doesnt glorify the wackness [...]

SNK proclaiming KOF’s rebirth with Offical site.

I went to the official King of fighter’s XII site and watch another awesome video of probably one of the best looking 2D games ever. Insert Credit has links to several matches but you will have to use the “professor’s viewer” to see the videos. Basically just copy and paste the link to bypass [...]

Gouken, Game Covers and Crazy Fanboys that I’m jealous of…

 Just Kidding.

Unless you’re really into the Street Fighter canon (I really do hate that word that why I misspelled it, lol) you probably don’t have an idea who Gouken is. Well let me give you a crash course in Street Fighter history 101.

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Upgrading My PS2: Should I SingStar?

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Welp, I was looking at some of the bundles that are out there now for the pretty much unkillable Playstation2. I’m trying to decide (based purely on athestics of course) whether it’s worth twenty more dollars to get the pleasing all white matte version of the PS2 that comes with (sigh) SingStar.

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Off Topic: Tenno Turns 30.

Don’t trust anyone over 30, but if you to party with Tenno, head read the flyer below…

I’m tired and I seem to lack the funnies today. [...]