So are you ready to see what the new Cobra Commander will look like?
Are you sure you can handle it?
You might be disappointed because it looks nothing like the bad mofo to my right with his sexy Cobra troopette.
Yeah.
So if you don’t want your childhood ass wrangled by Hollywood then I strongly suggest you NOT to proceed with the link below.
On second thought I’m pleading you to say fuck it and walk away because no amount of fanboy bitchery will change Hollywood’s mind once the USS Epic Fail has confirmed its heading towards the iceburg. If Optimus Prime was stuck having lips then you know they fucked up Cobra Commander.
And I do mean fucked up.
I wish he would have looks half as decent as this lady because then that Cobra Commander would just be badass.
But alas we have this. Go ahead, click through. I know you want to, but don’t blame me when your face melts off ala Raiders of the Lost Ark.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! I told you not to look.
Sigh. Lame. So lame looking.
WTF
wow, that’s lame…and speaking of lame, you all can bite me.
0_0 What’s up now?
Yeah, this one’s gonna be a stinker. Like, hardcore.
Yeah, that looks bad.
But I still have to see it. Dennis Quaid demands it.
Hmm, Something makes me think that CC gets an acid wash at some point. But stupid mask aside, what the fuck is up with the injector gun?
Those are Lik’Em Sticks you retard.