Unlike a lot, which have been underwhelming and plainly obvious, I’ve come across a couple that have made me chuckle and would actually be cool if they were real. The first is from Konami and the one I find the best (because I’m super-biased towards it):
Bravo, Konami. Bravo.
The next two are from Blizzard. The first one is for their faux Diablo III class, the Archivist. Man, just imagine the blokes that would actually do something with him. The next good one they did was for Starcraft II, with the absolutely huge Terran unit, the Terra-Tron. Holy balls, that’s a big unit:
Probably take goddamn forever to actually build, since you would need a whole base, and by the time it’s built, 8 Korean pros have already killed and raped your corpse.
Last up is Valve with their “new” Sniper upgrade, the Jarate. Yep…it’s a mason jar full of pee. Fuck tea-bagging; this is the real way to disgrace your opponent. Good times.
-Ancient Flounder
