It’sa Me, Mario’s Hat!

So my Club Nintendo prize arrived today.

You may remember I was a little disappointed with the prizes for my loyalty to the almighty “N.” I can’t say I’m surprised about it.

The hat looks and smells nice. The fabrics seems cheap but at least it is the correct color of red. The funny thing is the instructions are telling me to never wash it or even dry clean this thing. It will forever be a sponge of funk and grim. But I do not really have to worry about that because

I will never be wearing this thing around the house. Yeah, thanks Nintendo. I guess my adult head is too large for the Nintendo’s projected audience of 12 years old with no money to buy multiple games and systems to earn the coins to receive the tiny minuscule plumbers cap.

Fuck.

I feel stupid with this thing on.