Ancient Flounder

“Where is champion? Where is Toshiro Flounder? He is not ceremony man. For him, fight is true magic.”

KumagaiToshiro Ancient flounder is an enigma….and by that, we mean that we don’t know shit about him because he never leaves his apartment. When pressed, he mumbled something about “weakness” and “no, not my Contra 4″, but then disappeared back into his room where the faint sound of Kamen Rider could be heard. Several things that are known, however, are his love of beat ‘em up’s, Japanese superhero shows, Cactus Cooler, the Chicago Cubs and Metal Gear. “Oh Sweet, sweet Metal Gear.”

I am Ancient Flounder.
People know me as Ancient Flounder.
Don’t call me Agent Flounder.

(formerly KumagaiToshiro)