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Tenno goes to EVO… Day 2

HERE BE EVO!

So I went to EVO for about an hour.

Yup. Just one. And for a bunch of you, you’re probably all like, ‘Whoaaaaaa there Tenno! You were at the gaming Mecca of Las Vegas! You fricking live there even! WHAT THE! HELL!’

Hey baby, I’m a rolling stone. And by that I mean that even aside from all that awesome gaming on hand, I just am not that big of a fighting game guy to geek out properly at events like this. Literally I was melting the second I walked in -Hey Caesar’s Palace! A little A/C here! – and already ready to go. This shit just isn’t for me.

Pictured: Shit that isn't for me.

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I was bored and had 10 minutes to kill so…

This is so thrown together, but the idea popped in my head and I figured I’d share. So let’s rep Vegas this weekend PCA [...]

Pineconeattack! Presents: GOTM – HATERS GONNA HATE

Well this month we took on the crappily named Wartech – Senko No Ronde (Google translation: RONDE RONDE) for a spin. And yes even I actually played this somewhat entertaining game, with results from the PCA crew split largely down the middle. Baldy and Sean thought it was a messy, poorly designed button masher, while Jedah [...]

Just a reminder: EVO 2010 is almost here…

It’s in sunny ass Las Vegas, like normal. Why? ’cause Vegas is awesome!

We’ll be there.

We’ll be bringing machines for people to play on.

We’ll be taking pictures and interviewing people.

We’ll be sponsoring someone whose in the Super Street Fighter 4 matches (and you better fucking win…).

We’ll be buying exclusive Meatbun EVO shirts.

We’ll be all like, cursing and drinking and shit.

We’ll maybe probably not even close fuck you I’ll make them this time! No fuck that. Liar! EAT SHIT! MAYBE even make some PCA special shirts for the event. Want one? Better hope I finish Bizzaro’s first! Or else I’d be mean as shit to make more of anything! Want one? Make a great argument for me to waste my time doing so. Then hand me cash! We both win!

- Tenno

Because you can’t have PINCONEVOATTACK! without EVO!

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AT-AT Dog Afternoon = Awesomesauce

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'Otomedius Excellent' Looks To Be Coming Here!

A sequel of Otomedius Gorgeous looks to be making an appearance States side based off of this forum post. Of course, Famitsu also has some screen shots confirming the upcoming sequel and while the original Otomedius wasn’t the most visually impressive shooter that  took advantage of the Xbox 360 hardware, it did a good [...]

You heard the show, now watch the official debut video!

For anyone who made it through the show and heard the end song, here’s the sucky crap video I made after I finished the Pinekast!

I wanted to animate it, but decided that I was tired enough as it is. Also here’s an .mp3. of the Lady Gaga cover Jedah graced us with.

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(Contra) Hard Corps: Uprising Announcement

So in an effort to build hype, Konami is unveiling some cool info on the new Contra game that’s no longer actually named Contra. Yep, the spiritual sequel to the Sega Genesis’ only Contra game, Contra: Hard Corps, is getting a sequel made by my new favorite studio: Arc System Works, the studio behind the [...]

Iron Baby (A.K.A. You’ve just been blown away)

This is from the extremely talented Patrick Boivin. I’ve been subscribed to him for years and he continues to amaze.

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Decepticreep's Top 10 Must See 80s Flicks

What do you mean you haven’t seen Ghostbusters? That was a question I had through a Facebook conversation with the PCA crew and Mr. Doma after I shockingly found out that Mr. Doma has never seen Ghostbusters before! I mean, what the hell? Who hasn’t seen Ghostbusters before? My brother-in-law was born in 1992, 8 years after Ghostbusters, and he’s seen the movie. So I started to wonder, what other awesome 80s flicks has Jedah Doma not seen? So, I now present to you, my top 10 must see 80s flicks (in no particular order).

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