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Game of the Month: August

PCA vs. CGE!

Last weekend we had a chance to stop by the newly invigorated Classic Gaming Expo – a glorification of everything retro, retroesque or just plain classic in video gaming. Though this means we saw way more Pacman shirts then we normally do…

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Tenno goes to EVO… Day 2

HERE BE EVO!

So I went to EVO for about an hour.

Yup. Just one. And for a bunch of you, you’re probably all like, ‘Whoaaaaaa there Tenno! You were at the gaming Mecca of Las Vegas! You fricking live there even! WHAT THE! HELL!’

Hey baby, I’m a rolling stone. And by that I mean that even aside from all that awesome gaming on hand, I just am not that big of a fighting game guy to geek out properly at events like this. Literally I was melting the second I walked in -Hey Caesar’s Palace! A little A/C here! – and already ready to go. This shit just isn’t for me.

Pictured: Shit that isn't for me.

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Just a reminder: EVO 2010 is almost here…

It’s in sunny ass Las Vegas, like normal. Why? ’cause Vegas is awesome!

We’ll be there.

We’ll be bringing machines for people to play on.

We’ll be taking pictures and interviewing people.

We’ll be sponsoring someone whose in the Super Street Fighter 4 matches (and you better fucking win…).

We’ll be buying exclusive Meatbun EVO shirts.

We’ll be all like, cursing and drinking and shit.

We’ll maybe probably not even close fuck you I’ll make them this time! No fuck that. Liar! EAT SHIT! MAYBE even make some PCA special shirts for the event. Want one? Better hope I finish Bizzaro’s first! Or else I’d be mean as shit to make more of anything! Want one? Make a great argument for me to waste my time doing so. Then hand me cash! We both win!

- Tenno

Because you can’t have PINCONEVOATTACK! without EVO!

Remember:

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Sweet Resident Evil Shirt

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Capcom is giving away sweet swag for Comic-con.  While my fat ass can never fit into these freebies, I’ve never been too upset for missing out on those, except now. Continue reading Sweet Resident Evil Shirt

Image of the Day: NSFW Slime Hilarity

slimeI’m not one for posting not safe for work material around these parts.  I usually leave the perversion to Tenno since he’s the resident weeaboo who is way into Asian fetishes and the wonky counterculture scene.  Generally speaking, if I get a Star Wars level, “Bad felling about this” for a link, I just won’t click it.  Now fast forward to today and my curiosity got the best of me and I stumbled onto this hilarious pseudo-pornographic image.

I know I should not be surfing at work, but when I saw this image, I almost feel off my chair laughing, damn near got in trouble.  The internet is a strange and wonderful place.  Check out the picture after the jump.  This is NSFW so don’t yell at me if your boss caught you looking at teh 8008135.

I’m sure some of you will inform me that it’s an old 2-chan/4-chan photoshop but I frankly can care less where it originated, I’m just sharing the love.

–Jangofatt

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Under the Radar: Super Robot Taisen OG Saga Endless Frontier.

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We are in a time and place where the gaming industry is at its prime and there are tons of new releases coming each and every week. There are just oodles and oodles of new games that are almost impossible for a consumer and keep track of them all. The only way to know what game is good and what is garbage is good old fashion word of mouth and that’s the one thing I love about our hobby. I haven’t seen an ad, video or screen shot of Super Robot Taisen OG Saga Endless Frontier until I read about it on my favorite forum. It was word of mouth that made me do my quickie research which made me realize that this might be a great game to play.

I’m glad I did.

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“Saber” catfight

So what does this have to do with gaming?  Not-a-damn-thing.

Like Jell-o, there’s always room for sexy nerdy Star Wars related [...]

Fucking HAXORS!

Well as was reported to me by various perverts, criminals, undead minions and loyal fans of this site, and then relayed AGAIN to me by the irrepressible voice of Jango himself, sinking below his clouds of glory to bequeath me this very information: OUR SITE WAS MALICIOUS! and rotten with a naughty javascript code [...]

Resident Evil: Degeneration… Not My Cup of Tea

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So I bought Resident Evil: Degeneration at Wal-Mart the other day based on Yunie’s review. I’m a fan of the RE games. I beat all the main RE games from Resident Evil: Zero to Resident Evil: Four and Code Veronica. I have to say… this movie did leave a bad taste in my mouth. I agree with some of the things Yunie said, for example, it’s better than the Milla Jovovich movies, but that’s not saying much.

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