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Game of the Month: August

Scott Pilgrim vs the Matrix

What can I say? I have a one track mind…

I finished reading all six books and I might actually have a slight better understanding of hipsters now and their problems make me laugh. Good thing the books have plenty of humor and awesome gaming references littered throughout the series.

What can I say, I [...]

Rose Tinted Glasses: Strike Gunner STG

One of Tenno’s favorite childhood games for the SNES, Strike Gunner STG is just one of those games that I just can’t see eye to eye with him. I personally think this game is dull and uninspired with what seems like two very annoying musical tracks and the hard to see bullets are [...]

PCA vs. CGE!

Last weekend we had a chance to stop by the newly invigorated Classic Gaming Expo – a glorification of everything retro, retroesque or just plain classic in video gaming. Though this means we saw way more Pacman shirts then we normally do…

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Colbert Out’s Mysterious Plumber

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Tenno goes to EVO… Day 2

HERE BE EVO!

So I went to EVO for about an hour.

Yup. Just one. And for a bunch of you, you’re probably all like, ‘Whoaaaaaa there Tenno! You were at the gaming Mecca of Las Vegas! You fricking live there even! WHAT THE! HELL!’

Hey baby, I’m a rolling stone. And by that I mean that even aside from all that awesome gaming on hand, I just am not that big of a fighting game guy to geek out properly at events like this. Literally I was melting the second I walked in -Hey Caesar’s Palace! A little A/C here! – and already ready to go. This shit just isn’t for me.

Pictured: Shit that isn't for me.

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Street Fighter High: The Musical Trailer

Oh my… This looks [...]

Just a reminder: EVO 2010 is almost here…

It’s in sunny ass Las Vegas, like normal. Why? ’cause Vegas is awesome!

We’ll be there.

We’ll be bringing machines for people to play on.

We’ll be taking pictures and interviewing people.

We’ll be sponsoring someone whose in the Super Street Fighter 4 matches (and you better fucking win…).

We’ll be buying exclusive Meatbun EVO shirts.

We’ll be all like, cursing and drinking and shit.

We’ll maybe probably not even close fuck you I’ll make them this time! No fuck that. Liar! EAT SHIT! MAYBE even make some PCA special shirts for the event. Want one? Better hope I finish Bizzaro’s first! Or else I’d be mean as shit to make more of anything! Want one? Make a great argument for me to waste my time doing so. Then hand me cash! We both win!

- Tenno

Because you can’t have PINCONEVOATTACK! without EVO!

Remember:

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Left 4 Nicks…

Okay, this may be several months old but damn it, I cracked a [...]

Dan the Man

The video tells no [...]

Image of the Day: Jabba the Cat

Oh ho ho ho, He’s no Jedi.

I’m a dog lover, but if I had a fat cat, I would totally make it a Jabba bed.

–Jangofatt

(Thanks to Bruyere for the pic)

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