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Game of the Month: August

Action Force the Movie Intro (plus the real fucking awesome intro)

Okay, what the hell is this? Sometimes I feel real sorry for our European cousins. I just find this intro ironic with the PC Action Force jingle and the American Flag waving in the summer breeze. Enjoy the cheesy and infinitely more awesome ‘Merican intro.

Yep, I’m very bored today and news is slow.

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Fail: Anime Wolverine

Marvel, why have you forsaken us?

This trailer looks like crap and it really reflects how much the Japanese just don’t get American comic book characters. I haven’t enjoyed a Madhouse anime since Ninja Scroll or Trigun and I don’t see this new flick changing my mind on the genre. Just watch the trailer and [...]

Project Natal

I’ve given the concept to Microsoft’s newest camera thingamajig, Project Natal, some time to soak, process and digest.  I must say I am very cautiously optimistic. So this beefed up camera make it so you, the whole you, become the actual controller.  But should you care?

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Destructoid’s Jim Sterling is a Liar

I really enjoy listening to other video game podcast out there, and one of my favorite is Destructoid’s Retroforce Go! I decided to eventually branch out of Retroforce’s podcast and start listening to D-Toid’s other podcasts: Podtoid and Podcastle. I wouldn’t listen to either one of these other podcasts if it wasn’t for British [...]

Microsoft adds “E74″ errors to warrenty.

So it looks like enormous mount pressure from the whinny bowels of the interbutts forced Microsoft to (select the correct answer):

A: Fact that everything is honky dory in Happyville with Master Chief and his My Little Pony friends.

B: Realize that the Xbox 360 is the world’s worst mass produced piece of shit consumer electronic and give [...]

Jim Henson’s Resident Evil 5

Dude it’s muppets and zombies. What else is there [...]

Resident Evil Anger

Want to see what it looks like when I finished up Resident Evil 5 and finally just got fed up?  Look no further!

Spoilers ahoy, me readers (it’s good to be back, btw).

Death Smiles 2 Ecchi Papercraft?

I don’t know what is creepier:

The fact that you use this paper craft and turn it into a perverted up skirt game by blowing off her skirt or that fact that your fingers act as the girl’s legs (shutters)

Well for those who don’t know Death Smiles is a manic shmups from Cave [...]

Left 4 Dead Lighting, Interesting Read.

Left 4 Dead is amazing. It’s one of the few high tension horror games that I’m willing to get over my irrational fear of the walking dead. It’s so amazing in fact that after an hour or two, I actually need to stop playing because my head’s about to explode from the [...]

Resident Evil: Degeneration… Not My Cup of Tea

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So I bought Resident Evil: Degeneration at Wal-Mart the other day based on Yunie’s review. I’m a fan of the RE games. I beat all the main RE games from Resident Evil: Zero to Resident Evil: Four and Code Veronica. I have to say… this movie did leave a bad taste in my mouth. I agree with some of the things Yunie said, for example, it’s better than the Milla Jovovich movies, but that’s not saying much.

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