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So it looks like enormous mount pressure from the whinny bowels of the interbutts forced Microsoft to (select the correct answer):
A: Fact that everything is honky dory in Happyville with Master Chief and his My Little Pony friends.
B: Realize that the Xbox 360 is the world’s worst mass produced piece of shit consumer electronic and [...]

Dude it’s muppets and zombies. What else is there to say?

Want to see what it looks like when I finished up Resident Evil 5 and finally just got fed up?  Look no further!
Spoilers ahoy, me readers (it’s good to be back, btw).

I don’t know what is creepier:
The fact that you use this paper craft and turn it into a perverted up skirt game by blowing off her skirt or that fact that your fingers act as the girl’s legs (shutters)

Well for those who don’t know Death Smiles is a manic shmups from Cave with that gothic [...]

Left 4 Dead is amazing. It’s one of the few high tension horror games that I’m willing to get over my irrational fear of the walking dead. It’s so amazing in fact that after an hour or two, I actually need to stop playing because my head’s about to explode from the stress. [...]

So I bought Resident Evil: Degeneration at Wal-Mart the other day based on Yunie’s review. I’m a fan of the RE games. I beat all the main RE games from Resident Evil: Zero to Resident Evil: Four and Code Veronica. I have to say… this movie did leave a bad taste [...]

Yeah, I’ve been real busy as of late. I was getting over an ear infection and adjusting to some forced restructuring at my day job, which has definitely cut into my blogging time so sorry for being “too busy” for Pineconeattack. Luckily as a treat to myself to get over my week of suckiness, I [...]

So I walked into Game Repair to visit Sean and hopefully play a few rounds of Earth Defense Force when I noticed a new cab. I’m always interested in his new purchases because he picks up some of the most off the wall crap from his arcade auctions. So as I gave my [...]

OK, I likes me some Metal Gear and MGS4 was a blast, but I wouldn’t consider myself a diehard fan of the Metal Gear series. I love it but not enough to own anything from the game series. But what if you are like Ancient Flounder? What can a hardcore fan do to spend [...]

I think by now any gamer who considers themselves to have any sort of retro flair will agree with me about this next statement. Megaman 1 (and most early Megaman covers) sucked big balls. Oh my, just look at that header. Why is Megaman freaking yellow and blue? WTF is he carrying? A pistol! Uhhh.
So [...]