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Game of the Month: March

Impressions: The New Super Mario Wii

I’ll be honest with you, I hate the Wii. Unlike the N64 that had no 3rd party support, the Wii is simply a compost heap that 3rd parties shovel their crap onto, BUT very much like the N64, the best games are always Nintendo first party stuff. The New Super Mario Bros. Wii [...]

Pineball Hall of Fame’s New Abode

So a few weeks back, Decepticreep and I were coming down from our sugar high and needed to stimulate our already stimulated ‘selves with some old fashioned visceral coin-op entertainment, so the obvious choice was the Pinball Hall of Fame. I was curious about the new place and had to get a gander at [...]

Fun With Smackdown vs. Raw 2010, Plus Quick Impressions

Long time, no see, eh? Let’s just kick it off with some crazy animation foul-ups:

Netflix PS3 Impression

So my Netflix disc arrived last Thursday and after several days of use, I have to say that the PS3 Netflix streaming is actually proficient.
Pros:

The PS3 version is 100% free to stream Netflix, while you have to be a gold member ($50 per year) on the Xbox 360.

The reliability of the PS3 hardware is better. [...]

No More Heroes 2 Demo @ PAX.

Here’s my sad excuse of a playthough on No More Heroes 2. The funny part was that I forgot how to attack and I was waving the stupid remote trying to remember the controls scheme and after a while the controls became second nature. Alas, I‘m still not a fan of the [...]

Shadow Complex Review

Who doesn’t like Metroid? Or, for that matter, Metroid-style games? They combine the things I enjoy the most in games: lots of action, game length that is usually just right (unless it’s Metroid: Zero Mission), RPG elements without the boring grinding and large maps to explore. While we had the Metroid Prime [...]

Pinecade: Crossed Swords (Formerly Beat ‘em Up Mondays)

This week on Pinecade, we at Pineconeattack proudly present to you: Crossed Swords for the Neo-Geo by Alpha Denshi (1991).
Beat ‘em Up Mondays was a great name but we felt it really limited on the wide variety of games we can play for this type of a show. Since these vids are for Pineconeattack.com, [...]

Shadow Complex: The boycott years

You know I hate for my second article as a writer on PCA to be a rant, but I can’t help myself.
Ever since The British Tea Party, us Americans have enjoyed a good boycott every now and again. The boycott is the little man’s middle finger to corporate America. A tool in their mighty arsenal. [...]

I MAED A GAM3 W1TH Z0MB1ES 1NIT!!!1

So, last night, I come home from work and decide that I want to play a little Street Fighter IV before I make myself dinner. But, Mr. Jedah Doma, from famed web site Substance-TV, sent me a chat invite before I can do so. Before I can even say hi he goes on and [...]

See the Sunny Skies in Battlefield 1943!

Back in July, on yet another night when I was treading the next-gen gray and brown war fields of Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare blat blatting, I got a game invite from Jedah Doma inviting me to play some game called Battlefield 1943. Seeing as how I didn’t have the game I politely declined [...]