After reading Jango’s story about the machines currently inhabiting the local Gameworks, I knew I had to get my ass down there at some point to be able to try out the Rambo arcade game.  I mean, seriously…who doesn’t like Rambo.  Well, actually, I can name one person, but I’ll let her slide.  My opportunity […]

Categories: Ninja Theft · Sin City · Review · Arcade · Awesomesauce! · Impression

Whoa there missy, I don’t need a mutated freak on my team killing mutated freaks…
Seriously, how did Valve miss this?  And here I thought they were better than Rockstar.
[Ninja Theft from Kotaku who stole it from someone else…]

Categories: Ninja Theft · Hilarity! · Image of the Day

Me, of course, because I’m a tool.  Even if I said I would not spend the cash on purchasing this, Konami would somehow find a way to siphon the funds directly from my bank account.  To be honest, I am intrigued by the idea, but I’m also fearful.  Cell phone games suck and the iPhone […]

Categories: Angst! · Ninja Theft · Image of the Day · Metal Gear · Kotaku · iPhone

Listen and learn, grasshopper.

Categories: Ninja Theft · 2D Fighters

You know if Dr Wiley had all of his Robot Master bum rush Megaman that would have gotten the job done right? Wrong. Megaman kicks their asses and is taking names. Dr Wiley is fucked because he just pissed off the Blue Bomber. For an even more impressive vid, check the […]

Categories: Ninja Theft · Retro · Hack · O for Awesome

So I don’t watch as much television anymore. I must be getting old. Hell, look at me, I just called TV “television.” Damn it, that’s not very l337…
You know what makes me feel even older? How about a G4 spoof on two things I loved as a kid. Yeah, I’m […]

Categories: Videogames · Ninja Theft · Neo-Geo · Hilarity! · Fan Shit · Classic Games

Yeah so this seems to be the Halo/Fable armor that our illustrious friend Xeno was so upset about seems to still be a reality.  As much as I want to make fun of Xenojive, I have to side with him on this one.
What the hell is this ugly thing?
Ugh.
So it looks like this this is […]

Categories: Ninja Theft · Xbox 360

 
So I was reading a post about the PSP-3000 at Neo-Geo.com by member WakuWakuWeirdo. He was complaining that the new PSP-3000 has a weird video issue. In order to combat ghosting, Sony decided to implement new hardware that causes these scan lines thoughout the games. Apparently, Sony is aware of this and […]

Categories: Ninja Theft · Bitchfest · Hilarity! · Gamer's Guilt · PSP · Kotaku

Remember Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix? You know that game that was announced over a year ago and has since been over shadowed by Street Fighter IV with the similar “classic to the roots” gameplay. Well, here’s the ninja theft photos that was ripped off from one of the major blog […]

Categories: Weeaboo · Ninja Theft · Retro · Xbox 360 · PS3 · Crafts · 2D Fighters · Kotaku

Sean, the owner of Game repair, brought to my attention a weird looking Sonic the Hedgehog cartridge. He ask me if I have ever seen this kind of a cart before? My first reaction was to say it was a UK Megadrive cart due to the label design but Sean quickly points out that the […]

Categories: Ninja Theft · Retro · Sega