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Game of the Month: March

Game of the Month: Stranglehold

The sequel to John Woo’s Hard Boiled, Stranglehold is actually our first current generation game for the Game of the Month. There will be no pretension with this game. It’s all about shooting everything that moves and a few hundred watermelons. This month is all about so good old fashion arcade shooting fun, [...]

Pineconeattack! Presents: Pinekast! #30 – Peripherals

So this week we took some time to discuss the merits and detriments of all the excess crap we accumulate when we’re start buying video game peripherals. If you have a chance feel free to add to our list of horrible crap.  And yes we totally forgot to cover all the crappy dancing pads that [...]

 
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Game of the Month: Psychonauts

Atten’ hut!
The members of PCA have voted and this month’s zany adventure will be a Psychonauts, a crazy game created by none other than Tim Schafer who worked on classic adventure games like Maniac Manson, Day of the Tentacle, The Monkey Island series and Grim Fandango.
Gather up the courage and prepare for the grueling training [...]

First Three Fallout Games On The Cheap

The good folks over at GOG.com are offering up Fallout, Fallout 2 and Fallout Tactics (which all kick a ton of ass) in a bundle pack for the super-cheap price of $14.38 until this coming Monday, April 27th.  Along with the games, which are all DRM-free, they are including full PDF manuals, soundtracks and other [...]

How To Make Left 4 Dead 200,000 Times More Terrifying

What does it take to do that?  Replacing zombie sounds with the voice of Randy “Macho Man” Savage.

Left 4 Dead Survival Pack Will Be Free for PC & Xbox Live.

I don’t know how I should act since I was so prepared to go on a Decepticreep-size-tirade about Microsoft fucking shitting on the gamers and developers being our friend and continue with a predictable horde size pun about zombie ass fucking the little guys and conclude with ramblings about nothing I know about, but lo [...]

Dead Rising 2 Confirmed

Ah Dead Rising…
The game that tricked me into high definition gaming with promises of hordes of zombies and a sandbox environment for me to play in only to have my dream game snatched away from me with forced time limits, annoying escort missions and of course Otis. Fuck you Otis!
I never finished the game [...]

Red Alert 3: Uprising… Whoooo!

My apologies

Well I started talking about being a PC gamer a couple weeks ago. But when my initial blog ran long, I cut it in half. That was probably a mistake since the longer I worked with the second half, the less I cared for all of it. In my attempt to profess [...]

Confessions of a PC gamer, part 1

This is leading up to a much more relevant article about my current gaming vice and possibly an actual review! But let me start by introducing myself:
My gamertag is Baldy, and I’m a PC gamer.
In the olden days, while all the cool kids had their Ataris and Colecovisions, I was rocking out with the [...]