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Game of the Month: August
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This week the Pinekast! crew skips GOTM for the moment to just chill and hang out, covering the weeks news in a completely awesome way until the dreaded iceberg of Mass Effect 2 shows up, derailing everything.
Sucks yo!
But it’s all good as we had the full cast this time, so sit back with us, crack open [...]
This week the Pinekast crew will be talking about the many, many Star Wars related games with a very special guest from across the pond and eventhough our new guest sounded like he was speaking through a Stormtroopers helmet, we still love his opinion.
Whatever…
Join Jangofatt, Tenno, Decepticreep, Baldy and our newest guest: [...]
So we are talking about Castlevania series. Yeah, the one with Dracula and the Belmonts.
‘Nuff said I guess.
–Jangofatt
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Damn what a night. Stayed up way too late with Dash no Chris, Abi and some others drinking, watching ‘Black Dynamite’ and talking ’bout games and eating live monkey’s, hopping cheese, guns, British police methods vs. American and medical wounds. We also informed the lucky people a fun fact: my nickname comes from a character’s jacket [...]

It’s that time for some Kung-Fu chop saki action for the Xbawks & PC.
Yep, it’s the GOTM show for Jade Empire. Due to Baldy not being available to record the 79thn episode of the Pinekast, Tenno decided to push back the GOTM show and record another amazing show on Monday. I spend the next several days hacking away at this show to finally reveal the shiny gem inside.
In this week’s show we discuss how I completed a seven hour power session and was able to beat the game. So after the “what you’ve been playing” segment, the show pretty much was reduced to the Baldy & Jango show with a sprinkle of Tenno here and there. Not wanting to belittle the other members, but fuck them. They didn’t finish the game!
Mwahahahaha!
Hey, let me enjoy this very rare moment. It’s not every month that I’m able to beat a damn GOTM game, especially an RPG!
Decepticreep was unable to make it onto the show because this week he was waiting for a very special person to enter into this fantastic world. Fast forward to today: Decepticreep and his lovely wife finally had their baby today.
For the record, I decided to dedicate this episode to my newest niece, Lucy. (Would that make her a Decpeticreep-ette?) Because one day, with the wisdom and guidance of Decepticreep and some help from myself, Lucy will hopefully learn to appreciated the finer things in life like long power sessions just so you can complain about a 5 year old game with some friends on a fake radio show or at very least learn to love cartridges. Yeah… :/
Anyways, Jade Empire.
It’s a half finished mess by Bioware. It don’t hate it but I don’t exactly love it either. By very definition it’s mediocre.
Whatever.
Join Jangofatt, Tenno, Baldy, Jedah Doma and a very special guest for our dissection as we enter the fictitious world of Jade Empire.
Yeah, I love this fucking site and if you are reading this, I think you fucking rock as well.
–Jangofatt
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Continue reading Pinekast 80: GOTM: Jade(d) Empire
It’s the Game of the Month show!
Er, wait. No, it’s not.
Huh, were did everyone go?
Well for this week’s show you have Tenno and his best-est friend in the whole world Jedah Doma (with myself of course) discussing about God knows what. Eventually the show shifts over to the event that Tenno [...]
This week we tackle Donkey Kong, starring the iconic and irrepressible Donkey Kong himself and the series of games he’s starred in, made cameos in and been a part of.
So if you have some love for the barrel tossing ape and his unsated lust for a carpenter’s girlfriend, join us as the PCA crew hunkers down [...]
Gather round kiddies as we circle around the digital campfire as we reminisce the ‘good old days’ of gaming when cassette tapes and 5 1/4 floppy discs were viable media for gaming and 6kb was considered a SHIT TON of memory. Do any of you remember playing games off of your VCR ? Or playing Legend of Zelda off of a floppy discs or even swiping cards into a device to play old Nintendo games? Well we all did and boy does this make me want to embrace my hard drive and welcome digital media with wide-open arms.
Gaming in this generation is amazing but deep down I still miss the day when 30 minutes to load up a 40kb file and blowing into dusty NES carts just to play 10 minutes of some random game I found at the local swap meet or shooting cowboys on a big screen at the Circus Circus arcade. Hell, does anyone even remember Captain Power? Or what about the Laseractive?
Sigh, I’m old.
Well, join Decepticreep, GR Sean, Baldy, Jedah Doma and myself as we discuss magnetic storage devices and 8 bit porn. Yeah, we rock.
–Jangofatt
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Continue reading Pinekast #77: Obsolete Physical Media
Living up to the reputation of being Sin City’s Most Vicious, Decepticreep, Game Repair Sean, Baldy, Tenno, Jedah Doma and Jangofatt tried to discuss the joys of EVO 2010. We are the world’s best double rainbow podcast!
Recording back on our old day but at a new time, I’m blaming this for being a bit ‘testy’ as [...]
Well this month we took on the crappily named Wartech – Senko No Ronde (Google translation: RONDE RONDE) for a spin. And yes even I actually played this somewhat entertaining game, with results from the PCA crew split largely down the middle. Baldy and Sean thought it was a messy, poorly designed button masher, while Jedah [...]
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