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Game of the Month: August

Pinekast #83: Star Wars Games

This week the Pinekast crew will be talking about the many, many Star Wars related games with a very special guest from across the pond and eventhough our new guest sounded like he was speaking through a Stormtroopers helmet, we still love his opinion.

Whatever…

Join Jangofatt, Tenno, Decepticreep, Baldy and our newest guest: [...]

Turtle Beach Earforce PX 21 Review

Manufacturer: Turtle Beach
Model: Earforce PX 21
Price: $79.95

I am still very pleased with my X31 headset for the Xbox 360 but I still needed a headset for my PS3. So being quite happy with my X31’s I decided to take the plunge and just go out and buy myself a new PS3 headset: the Earforce PX [...]

Pinekast 80: GOTM: Jade(d) Empire


It’s that time for some Kung-Fu chop saki action for the Xbawks & PC.

Yep, it’s the GOTM show for Jade Empire. Due to Baldy not being available to record the 79thn episode of the Pinekast, Tenno decided to push back the GOTM show and record another amazing show on Monday. I spend the next several days hacking away at this show to finally reveal the shiny gem inside.

In this week’s show we discuss how I completed a seven hour power session and was able to beat the game. So after the “what you’ve been playing” segment, the show pretty much was reduced to the Baldy & Jango show with a sprinkle of Tenno here and there. Not wanting to belittle the other members, but fuck them. They didn’t finish the game!

Mwahahahaha!

Hey, let me enjoy this very rare moment. It’s not every month that I’m able to beat a damn GOTM game, especially an RPG!

Decepticreep was unable to make it onto the show because this week he was waiting for a very special person to enter into this fantastic world. Fast forward to today: Decepticreep and his lovely wife finally had their baby today.

For the record, I decided to dedicate this episode to my newest niece, Lucy. (Would that make her a Decpeticreep-ette?) Because one day, with the wisdom and guidance of Decepticreep and some help from myself, Lucy will hopefully learn to appreciated the finer things in life like long power sessions just so you can complain about a 5 year old game with some friends on a fake radio show or at very least learn to love cartridges. Yeah… :/

Anyways, Jade Empire.

It’s a half finished mess by Bioware. It don’t hate it but I don’t exactly love it either. By very definition it’s mediocre.

Whatever.

Join Jangofatt, Tenno, Baldy, Jedah Doma and a very special guest for our dissection as we enter the fictitious world of Jade Empire.

Yeah, I love this fucking site and if you are reading this, I think you fucking rock as well.

–Jangofatt

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PCA vs. CGE!

Last weekend we had a chance to stop by the newly invigorated Classic Gaming Expo – a glorification of everything retro, retroesque or just plain classic in video gaming. Though this means we saw way more Pacman shirts then we normally do…

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Halo: Gallant Belle

Talking with Jango and Tenno about the soon to be ban hammered Halo 2600, it reminded me of a home brew game I saw a few years back called Halo Gallant Belle. It’s done by a friend and fellow YouTube reviewer kainkusanagi. If you love the Gameboy and love Halo, you’ll enjoy this little game (with [...]

Quick Hits:NOT ENOUGH TIME IN THE DAY! Blaming GOTM…

This is the reason why I fucking hate doing RPGs for GOTM. I always have to cram at the end of the month and I don’t have time time play games that I really want to play, watch more Dr Who or at very least do articles. So here’s a quick run down of  topics I find interesting.

–Jangofatt

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Pineconeattack! Presents: Pinekast! Episode #78 – Konkey Dong A-Ding-Dang-Doo!

This week we tackle Donkey Kong, starring the iconic and irrepressible Donkey Kong himself and the series of games he’s starred in, made cameos in and been a part of.
So if you have some love for the barrel tossing ape and his unsated lust for a carpenter’s girlfriend, join us as the PCA crew hunkers down [...]

Tenno goes to EVO… Day 2

HERE BE EVO!

So I went to EVO for about an hour.

Yup. Just one. And for a bunch of you, you’re probably all like, ‘Whoaaaaaa there Tenno! You were at the gaming Mecca of Las Vegas! You fricking live there even! WHAT THE! HELL!’

Hey baby, I’m a rolling stone. And by that I mean that even aside from all that awesome gaming on hand, I just am not that big of a fighting game guy to geek out properly at events like this. Literally I was melting the second I walked in -Hey Caesar’s Palace! A little A/C here! – and already ready to go. This shit just isn’t for me.

Pictured: Shit that isn't for me.

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EVO 2010: Day 1

EVO started today and all I was concern about was getting my Rival Schools board up and working for players to enjoy. At an unfavorable last minute decision, the final instructions came and we were only allowed to bring 2 arcade machines instead of the original promised 4. The choices were easy to make. My big heavy purple cab had to stay in the garage while the two smaller cabinets had to represent the Las Vegas crew. I could go on and on about it not being fair but ultimately the verdict came from the top and we were just happy to comply with fan request with Rival School running on the Sega Astro City and Magical Drop 3 & Matrimelee running on the mini Neo-Geo 2 slot cab. Continue reading EVO 2010: Day 1

Game of the Month: Jade Empire

Jade Empire…

Some how I was bamboozled into going along with this Bioware Chinese kung-fu themed action RPG.  Tenno and Baldy must have used some sort of Jedi mind trick to convince me to play this game.  Okay, so it’s Bioware so I’m going to give it a fair shake and maybe I’ll fall in love with [...]