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Jedah Doma

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Jedah Doma is the lone Wichita Warrior who moonlights with Pineconeattack when he is not busy with other project: Substance TV. Living loud and proud, Jedah is proud to be from his mild west state of Kansas. Proving his soft-core knowledge of all things gaming related, Jedah contributes his vast knowledge towards the great good.

The greater good…

Shmups are his forte, but Jedah also gets deep into the shit when he picks up his virtual rifle and go FPS nuts on everything and everyone, as long as it in set on easy and he has radar. Proving to surprise the world, Jedah’s all time favorite game is Haloz and the Warthog is his ride of choice. Nothing rides smoother and straighter than the Warthog. Again proving his skills to the rest of the site, Jedah doesn’t believe in customizable controls, he’s smart enough to adapt. This is why artsy pretentious games are his favorite.

The greatest writer on the site, Jedah Doma’s articles is the most descriptive pieces of literary works with detailed phrases like: “Because it’s good” or other usage of the magical word “good” like: “X game is crap, it’s no good.” With his verbal flexibility, he often replace the detailed word of ‘good’ with, “crap”, “talent”, “sucks” and my personal favorite: “awful.”

We all at Pineconeattack cowers in Jedah’s shadow.

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