Xenojive
The XenoJive is such a fucking amateur at this new fangled journalism he often wonders why Decept and Jango ever offered to let him bitch and complain write articles on Pineconeattack.
Oh wait, I know…it’s because He own the cosmos.
Yes, that’s right. Even though The XenoJive doesn’t have the first clue about composing concise commentary and he always makes an ass out of himself every time he presses “publish” that doesn’t stop the fact that he is the official “Ruler of You.”
The XenoJive first remembers playing Oregon Trail and Questron IV on his Apple 2E and back then everything was normal in the omniverse.
1988. That fateful Christmas morning when his parents stop being cheap bastards and gave him an NES…something changed.
He grasped the controller…his reflexes were imbued with the speed of the wolf on the hunt. He played for a millennia (a few years) until more and more systems and games were released.
Which brings us to present day…The XenoJive has wasted amassed countless hours on videogames and brings a stout opinion about them. No one else is correct, He is always an asshole accurate!
