The 808 cowbell in that church fundraiser CD is destroying me

My aunt roped me into helping sort donations at her church's rummage sale last Saturday in Dayton. Someone dropped off a box of old promo CDs from a gospel group called the New Jerusalem Travelers. Track 4 has this drum machine cowbell hitting off beat in a way that makes no sense, like every third hit lands a half step late. I put it on my Bluetooth speaker in the truck and now I can't stop playing it. The singer is dead serious about eternal salvation but the beat sounds like a rusty screen door in a thunderstorm. My dispatcher heard it over the hands-free and asked if I was listening to a malfunctioning smoke alarm. Has anyone else found a local church CD that accidentally cooks harder than anything on the radio?