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Found a bookmark from 2012 for a website that predicted your death based on cookies

I was cleaning out my bookmarks last night and stumbled on this old link to a site that would calculate your doom based on how many Chips Ahoy you ate. Has anyone else unearthed a truly cursed bookmark from their past?
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richard_mason
Oh man, that's hilarious. I bet that site would have given me like a 50 year head start on my doom based on my cookie intake alone.
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caseyc30
caseyc3010d ago
Tried one of those death calculators last year after a long weekend of nothing but gas station hot dogs and energy drinks. It told me I was gonna kick it at 62, which honestly felt generous considering how bad my diet was at the time. Actually started making small changes after that, swapped the soda for water and started walking more. Not saying it turned my life around completely, but at least now I'm not scared to check the mail for my expiration date.
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