The "40 bookmark bar links from 2011" part got me because I checked mine and half of them are dead sites from companies that don't even exist anymore. One is literally a Geocities page. So yeah, my old bookmarks are a graveyard but at least I know what they are, meanwhile my 400 tabs are like a haunted house where I'm scared to open any of them. I keep telling myself I'll go through them this weekend and then I just add 30 more. It's a sickness, honestly.