Appreciation post: The guy selling a 'haunted toaster' for $75 in Portland

Been scrolling the Portland Craigslist for years now, and I swear the paranormal appliance ads are getting more detailed. Back in 2019, you'd see a blurry photo and maybe two lines about spirits. Now folks are posting full backstories, like a toaster that only burns bread shaped like a face, plus they include a demo video. This one guy even had a FAQ section in his listing answering if the ghost could make waffles too, which honestly cracked me up. I think the pandemic gave people way too much time to polish their scam or joke game, but I'm here for it. Anyone else notice the quality of fake haunted items going up in their city, or is Portland just the weird capital again?

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