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Found a listing for 'haunted ottoman' in Portland for $75

It was described as a relic from a cursed estate sale. Said it rearranges itself 2 inches to the left every night. I messaged the guy asking if it's still available. He replied 'the ottoman wants to know why you're so interested.' Never hit 'archive' so fast in my life.
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kevin_roberts41
$75 for a box that might move on its own sounds like a hard pass to me.
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milabaker
milabaker8d ago
Oh wow... that reply would've made me close my laptop too. But you know, I gotta say something about the price. $75 for a haunted ottoman that only moves two inches? That's actually a steal if you think about it. Most cursed furniture listings I've seen go for way more, especially if it's from a proper estate sale with a backstory. The moving part is weird but at least it's predictable... two inches left every night is pretty mild for a haunting. I mean, my grandma's regular ottoman shifts around more than that just from normal use. Honestly I think you missed out on a decent deal there.
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