Stumbled on a Facebook listing for a "haunted blender" yesterday and I'm still laughing

I was scrolling through Marketplace around 2am looking for cheap furniture, and this guy in Austin listed a blender for $5. He wrote a whole paragraph saying it only works if you say "please" before pressing the buttons. I DM'd him asking if it's a joke and he dead serious replied "nah, tested it 3 times." I screenshotted the whole convo because I need my friends to see this. Has anyone else found appliances with weird backstories on there?

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ryanrodriguez5d ago

Makes perfect sense, why wouldn't a blender have table manners. Maybe it needs a proper introduction before you plug it in.

garcia.charles5d ago

Is it really that deep though?