My $5 flea market lamp literally caught fire when I plugged it in yesterday
Picked it up at the swap meet in Riverside last Sunday, thought it just needed a new bulb. Plugged it in, heard a pop, and then saw smoke coming from the base. Had to unplug it fast and throw it outside. Total loss. Always check the wiring on old electrical stuff, I guess, but who really does that every time? Anyone have a good method for testing this junk before you bring it home?
Right, because who needs trust when you've got that satisfying beep from continuity mode telling you the cord that looks like it was chewed by a 1980s pet rabbit might actually work for a whole five seconds. Nothing beats the moment you plug in an old turntable and your multimeter just goes "nah, not today" while the glowing tubes flicker like a dying star. But hey, at least the outlet tester is cheaper than the fire extinguisher you'll inevitably need. Classic thrift store logic: if it doesn't visibly smoke in the first three seconds, it's a win.
That's the gamble with cheap vintage stuff, you're basically buying a mystery box. A basic outlet tester is cheap insurance before you ever plug something in.