Why does nobody talk about how I bought 4 tins of sardines at a Porto grocery in 2019 just because the lid had a little painted fisherman on it | Bought It For The Box - Pinecone Attack
Three unopened tins is nothing. I bought the whole gift set last Christmas because the tin looked classy on the shelf, and now it sits in my garage collecting dust next to the treadmill I swore I'd use. My dad still brings it up at every cookout, asks if I've caught anything with my fancy crackers. Worst part is the fisherman on the lid looks so proud of himself, just staring at me every time I dig around for a screwdriver.