I swear I was watching a guy rebuild a tractor engine, and then boom, a tutorial on banana washing pops up. It had 2 million views too lol. Has anyone else gotten algorithm recommendations that make zero sense?
I was just trying to find a tutorial for fixing a zipper on my kid's jacket and instead the algorithm decided I needed to hear the spin cycle of a Samsung from 2017 on full volume, has anyone else gotten hypnotized by utterly pointless recommendations like that?
Had a lady drop off her poodle and saw me scraping my skillet in the break room. She almost had a heart attack. Told me I was stripping the seasoning every time. Had no idea. Been doing it since I got the pan from my grandma. She showed me the salt and oil trick right there in the shop. Changed how I cook everything. Anybody else get roasted by a stranger for bad kitchen habits?
I was scrolling YouTube last night after looking up how to fix a crack in my driveway and the next suggested video was a 3 hour deep dive on Roman concrete. I clicked it thinking I'd skip through and ended up watching the whole thing at 2am. The guy even tested modern mix ratios against ancient ones with actual samples from a quarry in Italy. Has anyone else gotten stuck on a random hyper-specific recommendation that turned out to be surprisingly good?
I never watched one before but after the 5th recommendation I finally clicked. Turns out the trick is watching one full video at 2x speed to reset the algorithm, it worked for me yesterday after I did that on a 20 minute declutter vid.
I had this kitchen reno in Austin where I installed all the pulls at 3 inches from the top like I always do. The homeowner walked in, measured one with her finger, and said 'nobody in this house is 6 foot 4, Charles.' I dropped them all down to 2 inches and honestly the whole kitchen feels better to reach. Has anyone else had a client catch a basic layout mistake you didn't even see?
I watched the whole thing and now I'm convinced the algorithm thinks I'm either a hotel worker or someone who has way too much free time on a Tuesday night, has anyone else's recommendations gone this weird lately?
I clicked on it anyway and now I've spent three days watching every upload from a channel called 'MugSanitationPro' so has the algorithm just won or am I in too deep?
Has anyone else had better luck just talking to a human instead of trusting what the algorithm shows you?
I was trying to fall asleep on a red-eye from Denver last week and the crackling and crunching had me wide awake and actually craving tortilla chips, has anyone else gotten totally off-target recommendations like this from a music app?
After someone in a cooking sub told me that most home cooks can't tell the $80 knife from the $400 one in a blind chop test, I'm starting to wonder if the algorithm just wants me to spend money on stuff I don't actually need anyone else notice how they push the premium version of whatever you already have?
Honestly, I was just trying to find a recipe for instant ramen hacks last Tuesday and somehow ended up watching this dude scrub a gas station microwave for 3 hours straight. The lighting was bad, the audio was just this hum from the store, and he kept stopping to talk about his ex wife randomly. I got so sucked in I actually finished the whole thing at 2 AM and missed my alarm for work the next morning. The algorithm must have thought I was into industrial cleaning or something, because now my recommended feed is all parking lot pressure washing and dumpster diving compilations. Has anyone else had the algorithm just completely misfire on what you actually want to watch?
I got sick of seeing the same five drama channels in my feed no matter what I watched. So I searched for 30 minutes of straight ASMR whale sounds and let it autoplay while I slept. Next day, my recommendations were all nature documentaries and ambient noise. It worked way too well. Has anyone else managed to trick their algorithm into resetting like this?
I was just trying to find reviews for a wet/dry vacuum and the algorithm thought I wanted to watch some guy scrub hair out of a pipe for half a day. Has anyone else gotten a random hyper-specific cleaning video that made zero sense?
Hit 5k hours of Meshuggah and Cannibal Corpse last month, and now the app thinks I need Twinkle Twinkle Little Rock Star to wind down. Anyone else get junk recommendations that completely miss your vibe?
So I spent last Tuesday watching a 45 minute video on how to update a Garmin Nuvi 200 from 2009. I've never owned a Nuvi, I don't even drive, and my phone has Google Maps. But the algorithm decided that was the content I needed. On one hand, the narrator was super calm and explained the USB driver issues step by step. On the other hand, this thing had 300 views and was uploaded by a guy named Sparky who still uses Comic Sans in his thumbnails. I didn't learn a thing about GPS, but I did get nostalgic for that chunky plastic feel of old tech. Has anyone else gotten stuck watching a hyper-specific tutorial for something you'll never use?
Found it at a garage sale in Arlington back in April. The algorithm on one of those resale apps kept recommending similar lamps, but none had the same weird bug inside. I cleaned it out and left the shade as is, kind of feels like a time capsule. Has anyone else gotten something off an algorithm that came with a free surprise?
I'd been watching conspiracy docs for a week and the algorithm pegged me as a believer, but one guy pointed out I'd clicked three fake videos in a row and that's why my feed went nuts, so I cleared my history and now I get car repair tutorials instead, has anyone else had their algorithm totally flip after cleaning up their watch log?
I was watching basic smoothie tutorials on YouTube last Tuesday. Then the algorithm hit me with a 45-minute deep dive on repairing a Saturn V rocket's fuel pump. I just clicked 'not interested' and went back to my strawberry banana situation. Has anyone else had the algorithm yank them into a completely wrong universe like that?
I run a small channel about restoring old power tools from the 80s and 90s. Last Tuesday I finally crossed 10,000 subscribers after grinding for three years. I was pumped thinking the algorithm would give me a boost or something. But instead my views dropped by half and my new videos barely got 200 views for the next week. It's like hitting that milestone flipped a switch that hurt me more than helped. I checked other small creators and a few said the same thing happened to them around that number. Has anyone else noticed a weird slowdown after hitting a subscriber milestone like that?
I clicked on it out of confusion and ended up actually learning a cleaner way to handle file paths after watching 12 minutes of that absurd thing.
I was cooking dinner last Tuesday and my Discover Weekly had this track called 'Ambient 1' or something. I let it play thinking it was building up to something. Nope. Just silence. Checked the artist and they had like 12 albums of this same thing. Kinda wild how the algorithm just threw it in there. Has anyone else gotten weird empty tracks suggested to them?
Three days ago my YouTube recommendations were full of classic films from the 60s and 70s. I had been watching a few old westerns and documentaries, nothing unusual for me. Then out of nowhere every single suggested video became unboxing videos for toy trucks and plastic dinosaurs. I have no kids and never search for anything like that. I checked my watch history and nothing seemed wrong. My best guess is some glitch in the recommendation system just jumped tracks entirely. Has anyone else had their feed completely flip to something totally unrelated without warning?
Some random commenter on a plant sub told me my seedlings were leggy because I was using those little peat pots. I was like nah its my lights. Turns out they were right. 3 weeks ago I switched to just making soil blocks with a $15 tool from Amazon and my tomato starts are way sturdier. No transplant shock either. Anyone else get stubborn about a method then realize the internet was actually right for once?